the dick game is lukewarm at best
I think I'm a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I'm nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Patterson-Gimlin film isn't crystal clear. That's how bigfoot would look to me anyway.
---
THIS BLOG IS A COGNITOHAZARD (18+)
✨ Resident Toaster Fucker ✨
---
My AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/skeleborg/pseuds/skeleborg
Please read my shit I have horny robot skeletons.
the dick game is lukewarm at best
I think I'm a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I'm nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Patterson-Gimlin film isn't crystal clear. That's how bigfoot would look to me anyway.
gay sex won’t fix this. it’ll probably make this worse. that being said don’t you want to see how much worse it can get?
A few tips for young trans men/boys, transmascs, anybody who wants tips:
idk who needs to hear this but if ur a straight girl who wants to be a gay guy you literally just can be
if somebody on grindr just shouted "THE CREAKING SKULL" at me unprompted for their cold open i actually would do everything in my power to fuck them